I love my office. It is tiny and cozy, and decorated just the way I like it. I sit in front of a HUGE window.
Yesterday morning I was on a business call, when something out the window caught my eye. I looked a bit closer. Across the road there is a small hotel. In that hotel there are many windows. In one of those windows stood a naked man. Please understand, he was not simply walking past the window, or even pausing for a quick glance outside while deciding whether to wear a T-shirt or sweater. He was standing two inches from the window - completely and utterly naked. The windows start around knee-height and go all the way up to the ceiling. It was a full show.
Then she joined him. His lady-friend, also fully naked. They stood together and looked out the window. Don't worry, they didn't see me staring, my window is tinted (thank God) and therefore I could continue to look, without appearing perverted (and while trying to remain focused on my business call). They started to smooch a little, touch a little, and then they disappeared from view for three-and-a-half minutes (yes, I timed it on my computer clock). He then came back for a little look outside, a little scratch "down there", and that was it. Show over. Back to work. Nothing to see here. I can not imagine ever standing naked in front of a hotel window in broad daylight. I mean, at night, after a few glasses of wine, with all interior lights turned off, thus ensuring on-lookers from the outside can not possibly see in - maybe. But at 10:00am on a Wednesday morning? No.
I have no idea what picture to put with this post, so here is one of me - as naked as I'll get - in a bikini on the beach with my babies. Oh yes, I get CRAZY at 10:00am when I'm on vacation!