This may seem like a gross exaggeration, but I swear, this ENTIRE conversation took place tonight before bed:
Julian: "Mommy, tonight I would like to use my Sponge Bob Hair Pants toothpaste."
Me: "Umm, it's Sponge Bob SQUARE Pants."
Julian: "No, Noah says it's HAIR Pants Mommy, he is a piece of cheese."
Me: "He is a SPONGE, Julian."
Julian: "That's just silly, Mommy."
Later, keep in mind, he had been looking at my old Beetlejuice cards this weekend.
Julian: "Mommy, why does Maplejuice eat bugs?"
Even Later, while being tucked into bed, I put his favourite mixed CD "DJ Duckie, Licence to Quack", and the song "Peanut Butter & Jelly" came on.
Julian (singing along): "Peanut, peanut butter, and Joe Joe."
I couldn't even bear to correct him at this point.