Thursday, November 27, 2008

99 bottles of...

99 Posts.

Each time I sign in I see the number.  Surely, I can come up with something FANTABULOUS for my 100th post.  It'll be GREAT.  I'll write about, hmmmmm...  Let me think about it for a minute.

I have a couple of silly things that have occurred over the past few days, but are they 100th post-worthy?  I'm not so sure.  Ah, let's see.

Julian and Nora have been sick (again).  We made a trip to the doctor yesterday, and then to the drugstore to pick up some medication for them.  There was a 20 minute wait.  A 20 minute wait with a sick 1 and 3 year old is like a 3 hour wait for an adult on their own.  I placed (forced) Nora in the shopping cart, and Julian walked (kept running away) with us.  We went down each aisle twice.  I spent $58.16 on numerous items which I did not need, including a bag of organic cookies which Julian & Nora insisted I open, and they proceeded to eat (drop) half of the bag in the store.  I then decided to bide the rest of our time waiting in the "waiting area" beside the pharmacy.  This was a bad idea.  There was a wall of various, brightly coloured brochures.  Julian was perusing them.  He picked out a few.  I wasn't paying much attention.  I was too busy picking up dropped/mushed cookies from the floor.  He brought a brochure over to me.  "Mommy, this is for you."  The cover read:  "Women's Sexual Health".  Great.  Okay Julian, let's start walking again.  Down another aisle.  Lots of people.  Julian lagging behind us.  Suddenly I hear:  "Wait!  WAIT!  Mommy, YOU NEED THIS!".  He runs towards me.  Everyone in the aisle turns towards him.  Clenched in his little hand is a bottle of KY lubricant.  I think it was shaped like a penis.  

Happy 100th Blog!



Clippy Mat said...

WHERE do you shop with my 'vulnerable' little grandson??
That is a very cute photo.

Happy 100th post Clinka.
Every one a gem.
and here's to many more. :-))

tara said...

Well, um, at least he's got a giving spirit?

Congratulations on the 100th my dear, you've delighted us all with each and every post. Lots of love to you!

Little Sweethearts said...

Please don't be mad at me, but when I count your posts in your archives (75 in 2008 + 21 in 2007) I add it up to be 96. Do you perhaps have a few "concept" blog posts saved (that could explain the number on your blogger dashboard)?

There's actually not even a reason to be mad at me at all, because you may just have 4 more posts coming up before you can celebrate your 100th post again!!! :)

Thank Julian for the great laugh. Every mom should have a penis-shaped bottle of lubricant to ensure her sexual health.

Love and a few hugs (just in case you're mad at me),

clinka said...

oh my goodness... you are right Tania. I'm not actually at 100 posts! Good think I'm not an accountant :)


Little Sweethearts said...

Looking forward to your 100th post ;)


Sara said...

haha, what an innocent little boy!

well, sometimes it shows that you have written a blog on my dashboard and then when I click on your page its not actually there! so I don't know if thats an explanation...

Keep them! x

Anonymous said...

hahaha thats great!xx jenn

zoe said...

congrats! isn't it a great feeling ?